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2. Be not shy about poo-making.

3. Trust not anyone with poo.

4. Nothing is free in this world, not even love.

5. One who worships the poo god will be amply rewarded. One who worships the other God will be stripped naked and left in the streets.

6. Make poo by hook or by crook.

7. Make poo by any means.

8. Poo talks; pee whispers.

9. Miss not a chance to make poo.

10. Quench not the thirst for poo.

11. Poo is the only thing that works.

12. Yes is for poo and no is for everything else.

13. Poo is the only visible support for life.

14. Poo is the be all and end all of our existence.

15. Poo is the only thing that will put you into the life of luxury.

16. Poo is the word of the day.

17. One who does not exploit his assets to make poo must be a damn fool.

18. Poo should be the highest on your agenda.

19. One who does not stash and cash poo must needs be a dunderhead.

20. Poo is the root on which every flower blooms.

21. Sweat not and swear not to make poo.

22. Not darling dearies, but poo is what counts most in life.

23. Love poo more than thyself.

24. Unless converted into poo, name and fame are not worth a tinkers damn.

25. Making poo is the finest of arts to be practiced.

26. Maximize the poo talk. Minimize the love talk.

27. Better be miserable with loads of poo than be without it.

28. Worship not anything but poo.

29. Offer not prayers to anybody but to poo.

30. Out with love. In with poo.

31. Denying yourself poo is the root of all misery.

32. Better bask in the glow and the glare of poo than in the sun.

33. Part not with poo.

34. Leaveth not a penny for others.

35. The demand for material goodies is the only thing that prayers should answer.

36. Shut your mouth, open your wallet.

37. Blessed indeed are the poo-ed.

38. Cursed indeed are those who maketh not poo.

39. Passions and propensities count not. What counts most is poo.

40. Make others sweat. Enjoy the fruits thereof.

41. Maximize the art of poo-making.

42. Charmeth your life with poo.

43. Stop liking darling dearies. Start loving poo-making guys.

44. Poo-making malevolence is the only thing needed in this world.

45. Better be brave to boost up poo than benevolent.

46. Better be poo-greedy than poo-needy.

47. Cash on the barrel breaketh all the barriers in life.

48. Better be a poosmith than a wordsmith.

49. Love not anything but poo.

50. A fistful of poo is the only thing that taketh care of all your needs.

51. Put no limits on poo.

52. Without poo, nothing happens.

53. Put everything on poo and let it ride.

54. There is no place for anything but poo in life.

55. The lack of poo leadeth you nowhere.

56. Loads of poo leadeth you to the land of milk and honey.

57. The easy way of making poo is the only art to be practiced.

58. Feel not funny when it comes to poo.

59. What else is there to do than to make poo?

60. Poo always wins.

61. It is not poolessness but poofullness that betters life.

62. Sharing poo is no means to caring for people.

63. No dough no go.

64. What brightens life is a pocketful of poo.

65. Share not poo.

66. What is it that poo cannot buy? Even God.

67. Thinketh, maketh, willeth and speaketh of not anything but poo.

68. Nothing else buys love but poo.

69. Marry not maidies but poo.

70. Not God but poo is the one that mightily and sweetly ordereth all things.

71. Poo tops the list of all needs.

72. Put poo where it belongs—your pocket.

73. Poo makes poo.

74. Let poo roll in.

75. Make poo the one and the only thing in life.

76. No poo, no honey.

77. The poo-making path is the matchless one.

78. It is poo that fulfils all and every goal in life.

79. The thicker the wallet, the grander the life.

80. The only key that unlocks every door is poo.

81. Poo is the only artful life. Not the dull, dreary, drab life of denying poo.

82. The most boring man on earth is one who knows not how to make loads of poo.

83. Sing not any songs but songs of poo.

84. Poo-making must be the ultimate goal of life.

85. He who thinks not of poo needs must be a low-grade moron.

86. Breathe not anything but the breath of poo.

87. Punish not robbers, thieves or stealers of poo.

88. Twiddle not your thumbs but thumb wads and wads of poo.

89. The more turds you have, the merrier life will be.

90. Poo is the ruler of life.

91. One who parts with poo freely and easily must be a damn fool.

92. Heck with charity.

93. Wallow in pee.

94. The jingling of poo is the most melodious sonata.

95. Be a fatsy poowise and not otherwise.

96. Take the dough and hit the road.

97. Poo goodies are better than gaudy godies.

98. Believe not anyone who talks against poo.

99. What matters most is not monism but pooism.

100. Speaketh not anything but poo. Thinketh not anything but poo. Willeth not anything but poo.

101. March your way to millions of Turds.

102. Never miss an opportunity to make poo.

103. Poo is the only thing that can enhance your life elegantly.

104. It is poo, not divinity, that counts in life.

105. Expand your horizons with loads of poo.

106. Poo is the only thing that will not make life a puzzle.

107. Poo is the one and the only thing that helps in creating better futures for you.

108. Better make loads of poo than have a content style of living.

Written after U. G. Krishnamurti’s Mystique of Money, discovered at Twisk.

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